fatmanatee:

katiebakes:

sharingtime (via fatmanatee) writes:

Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,

Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?

I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

The post is titled “Why can’t you smoke cigarettes and drink coffee like the rest of us?” so it’s clearly a joke, but I get this at work all the time when I’m hungover and grab a cool, crisp and refreshing Diet Coke to drink with breakfast.

Why such drinkism? WHY? Is this another thing that God Obama can remedy?

DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT OBAMA! I’VE HAD ENOUGH, TUMBLRS!

Drink Diet Coke? Yes we can.

i mean let’s be honest. i had diet coke this morning, and i felt much better afterwards. addiction rock n rollllll.

on a different note, i really want to get into juice fasts and wheatless flour edibles. cause i love me some organic fruit juice and delicious deserts. alas, these seem both be readily available in nyc, and to find in miami, well that would mean research. meh that. dc perhaps?

i need to find amazing dc tumblr’s! i need inspiration & motivation & good places to find out about living in DC. is it me or do most tumblr’s seem nyc-centric? i mean i get my ny state of mind on (damien marley’s, not that other godforsaken song) just like the rest of us…. but i’m moving to DC! thoughts?!

xoxo
katarina elida